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Don’t Be a Douche and Kiss and Tell

23 Oct 2012
Vanessa Camozzi
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guys guide, john mayer, ryan gosling, tips

An awesome guide for guys..written by a girl

Men are from mars women are from venus.  Yes we all know this.  But guys let me bring you down to earth with a good tip–so you can get the girl.

Don’t Kiss and Tell

It’s like the classic case of the more you talk about how amazing you are at something, the more likely it is tthat you are  completely full of s%#! Same principle applies here with this tip–DON’T KISS AND BLAB. Nobody likes a big blabber mouth who gives details about his sexcapades to all of his “brosephs.” Let me put this in layman’s terms and give you a great example of what not to follow. Don’t be a big mouth douche like John Mayer.

 

And let us not forget how he blabbed on and on  about his relationship with Jennifer Anniston. “One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting.” Ahh yeah John, that would be your big mouth, same thing. Others he gabbed about Jennifer Hewitt and Taylor Swift and the list and the blabbing goes on….”That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…”

Class Act

Now for a class act of who to follow… “The Gosling.”  I’m rendered speechless with this gorgeous man.

Source: grandpins.com via Bobette on Pinterest

 

Yes he’s gorgeous and has a six pack but those aren’t the only reasons why we love him. Gosling has had some of the most attractive women on this planet, hello Sandra Bullock, Rachael McAdams, Eva Mendes. But would you ever know? No because he’s a class act who doesn’t kiss and tell. Follow suit gentlemen, follow suit. No literally get his suits too, he wears great suits.

By: Vanessa Camozzi


Vanessa Camozzi
Vanessa Camozzi

Vanessa Camozzi is the founder of DC on Heels.

About the Author
Vanessa Camozzi is the founder of DC on Heels.

About the Author

Vanessa Camozzi
Vanessa Camozzi

Vanessa Camozzi is the founder of DC on Heels.

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