Several universities and college towns have recently tried to ban Four Loko, a caffeinated beverage that contains 12 percent alcohol. The negative publicity comes after the drink was linked to a string of drunken-related illnesses that led to nine college students being rushed to an emergency room.
Now, the University of Maryland’s police department in College Park wants to put out a pre-emptive smack down on the beverage, named after the Spanish word for “crazy.”
Police are urging College Park’s three liquor stores to stop selling the drink. The public safety department also issued a statement to the community warning that drinking just one 23.5-ounce can is the equivalent of downing a whole six-pack of beer.
The malt liquor’s name apparently describes the four stages of “loco” or craziness that a drinker might go through after consuming an entire can.
|What? You think I’m loco?|
The FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY, according to the Urban Dictionary are:
Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarrassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, memory loss)
And, if that isn’t enough to keep you away, then check this little ditty: each can (one serving) contains 660 calories!
|660 calories per serving?!?!
I give it a thumbs down for that!
|Paula Deen getting a piece of the pie.|