D.C. Men Have Fourth Largest Penises
Good news for men (and women) in the District: D.C. ranks fourth largest in penis size in a recent condom study. The study, compiled by Condomania.com, an online condom retailer with a store in New York City, and released in early December shows that Washingtonian men tend to order a higher-than-average amount of larger condoms.
Unfortunately, D.C.’s neighbors did not hit nearly as high on the list. Maryland ranked 12th on the list of all 50 states from largest to smallest. Virginia ranked even lower, coming in at number 18. The four smallest states on the list were Wyoming, Arkansas, Hawaii and Mississippi.
All condom sales data was compiled by state. Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms, according to Condomania.
Don’t become discouraged too quickly, though. The data is based on the size of condoms that people in those states are ordering. It is very possible that D.C. men may just lack self-awareness. Here’s how all 50 states and D.C. measure up:
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- Massachusetts
- Ohio
- Arizona
- Alabama
- New York
- South Carolina
- Colorado
- Maryland
- Wisconsin
- New Jersey
- California
- Florida
- Connecticut
- Virginia
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Washington
- Tennessee
- Georgia
- New Mexico
- Iowa
- Illinois
- Louisiana
- Vermont
- Utah
- Maine
- Nebraska
- Idaho
- Kansas
- Delaware
- Michigan
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- Oklahoma
- Montana
- Minnesota
- Kentucky
- Texas
- Indiana
- West Virginia
- Missouri
- Alaska
- North Carolina
- Wyoming
- Arkansas
- Hawaii
- Mississippi
The condom seller did its original study in 2010. D.C. wasn’t included then, but was second on a separate list of cities, behind only New Orleans.
Dating and Relationship blogger, Sara Maldonado is a writer and social media guru currently navigating the sea of men while having an affair with the city of Washington, DC. She enjoys coffee, laughter, and a good hair day.