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Pickup lines: sometimes they are funny or cute. Very few are unique. They can be sexy, but cross lines at the same time. Unfortunately, most of the time they are simply lame.
A pickup line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for romance or dating. Overt and sometimes humorous displays of romantic interest, pickup lines advertise the wit of their speakers to their target listeners.
Pickup lines range from straightforward conversation openers to elaborate attempts including humor.
Here are some ideas to keep your brain going so you all can come up with more unique lines!
The classic (very cheesy)
- Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell out of heaven?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
- Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel.
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
- Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s outta business.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
- You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
- I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you because you’re the shit!
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- My d*ck is such a gentleman that it stands up so women like you have a place to sit down. 😀
Unique (thumbs up!!!)
- If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
- I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but … I’m Batman!
- As she’s leaving … Hey aren’t you forgetting something? [What?] Me.
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Good luck with your next “pick up” 😉